You will notice most people buy cats or dogs as pets, right? Well, this man got a centipede. He loved the centipede, and wanted to take it to the ball. So he told it to get dressed and he went off to get changed and take a shower. When he was done, he came down and the centipede wasn’t ready! He was furious and yelled at the centipede to get ready again. So he went upstairs, took a shower, changed and came down. The centipede wasn’t ready, still!
The man was mad, so he gave the centipede one last chance to get ready. The man went upstairs, took a shower, changed, and came down to get the centipede. He could see the centipede wasn’t ready, but this time he heard a tiny voice…
“Hold on you big oaf, I’m still putting on my shoes!”
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