Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Funny of the week
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest.
“Oh, I really don’t care or mind,” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest.
“Oh, I really don’t care or mind,” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”
Funny of the week
If a Yellow house is made out of Yellow Bricks and
a blue house is made out of Blue bricks, what is a
greenhouse made of?
Glass, a greenhouse not a Green House!!
a blue house is made out of Blue bricks, what is a
greenhouse made of?
Glass, a greenhouse not a Green House!!
Funny of the day
There was a blond, brunet,and red head trapped on a island. A magic genie came and gave them each 1 wish. The brunet went first, and she said “I wish I could go to home to see my family.” Then the red head said “I wish I could go home and see my friends and family.” Both their wishes happened. Then the blond said “Now I'm all all alone…I wish those two were back here and we could play together!”
Nocturnal
Ow... Well today I pinched my finger on a pedal thingy at a park and it made a blood blister, ow...
YAY!!!!!!!!!! I just got tongue tied and my bro just said the word! THANK YOU Joshua!! the word is "Nocturnal" YAY!
YAY!!!!!!!!!! I just got tongue tied and my bro just said the word! THANK YOU Joshua!! the word is "Nocturnal" YAY!
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Funny of the day
Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.'
From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet ...
'Well, freakin stop doin it then, ya evil idiot!'
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.'
From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet ...
'Well, freakin stop doin it then, ya evil idiot!'
Sunday, January 31, 2010
We go together
I have memorized that song from Grease, that really hard one, the one thats at the very end, We Go Together? The one that ends it? Ya know that one? Well it's REALLY fun to sing!
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