You will notice most people buy cats or dogs as pets, right? Well, this man got a centipede. He loved the centipede, and wanted to take it to the ball. So he told it to get dressed and he went off to get changed and take a shower. When he was done, he came down and the centipede wasn’t ready! He was furious and yelled at the centipede to get ready again. So he went upstairs, took a shower, changed and came down. The centipede wasn’t ready, still!
The man was mad, so he gave the centipede one last chance to get ready. The man went upstairs, took a shower, changed, and came down to get the centipede. He could see the centipede wasn’t ready, but this time he heard a tiny voice…
“Hold on you big oaf, I’m still putting on my shoes!”
Monday, April 19, 2010
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really PO.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
really PO.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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