Minty.

I can’t really think of a reason to not look like a peppermint, so I’m gonna let you slide…

OMG I used too go here...

So, this is either a cross-dressing nautical enthusiast OR…..well, fill in anything, It really doesn’t matter because none of it will make sense.

Ped-a-file

This disturbs me on a level so deep, I had no idea it even existed.

EWWW.

Once I get past the initial overwhelming feeling, I have to ask myself that if this entire outfit was consciously put together, the Power Puff Girls sleevless jacket and every thing, I want to say “No, nobody would do that,” but if I were to go ahead and pick someone who might…..

Zim Qotes

Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?
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[GIR is disguised as a government agent]
Gir: I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me.
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Dib: [gasping] Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down
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Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
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Zim: Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... corn!
Dib: But I haven't been eating corn
Zim: [shouts] Liar!
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Zim: GIR! What are you doing?
Gir: I made mashed po-ta-toes!
Zim: Yes... and muffins...
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Gir: [five minutes after eating it, crying] I miss my cupcake.
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[Zim stuffs a globe into a goldfish bowl, goldfish is crushed against side of bowl]
Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?
Gir: I'm gonna eat that fish.
Zim: No, Gir. The fish is part of the plan.
Gir: But I is hungry
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[Drawing a pig]
Gir: The pig... COMMANDS ME!
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[a kid gets hit by a kickball]
Kid: Ow, my organs!
Zim: Buahahaha. Inferior human organs!
[Zim gets hit by the ball]
Zim: Boh! My squeedily spooch!
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Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.
Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
Zim: Continue.
Computer: Insufficient data.
Zim: "Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?
Computer: O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?
Zim: I KNEW IT!
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Tik tok parodys

Vamps?

No, my mom.

LOL!

Ok so I'm on a collage campus, and the key board keeps stttiiikkkkinggg lol.
The one that you go too Derick.
And I think I just saw you, no, his hairs too long...

OMG This parrot is hard core!!!!